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[Feb. 13th, 2007|02:19 pm] |
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for anyone who takes pleasure in the misfortune of others and/or is having a bad day/week/month/year/life and/or likes my stories and/or hates me...
so today, i went to the gym (yay gym! yay healthy me!) i was forced to use the eliptical machine that has its back facing the front of a huge row of elipticals and treadmills. fine. the second i get on i realize i have a massive wedgie. but i thought it would make the situation worse to pick it in front of the huge row of other people facing my butt. so i just let it go...and go, and go. i go about my bizznazz, sweating like a 3,000 lbs. man, and about 40 minutes into my 45 minute workout, i realize my pants are sagging because they are too long, too big, getting looser as i've been going to the gym, and floppy to begin with. i reach back to tug them up a bit and realize the band of my underwear is showing. *sigh* whatever, it's underwear...OH WAIT, IT'S NOT JUST ANY UNDERWEAR, IT'S THE ONLY PAIR I HAVE THAT SAY SOMETHING ON THE WAIST BAND..."IN YOUR DREAMS...IN YOUR DREAMS...IN YOUR DREAMS"
so just in case the athletes, former professors, and geriatrics behind me were wondering if i'd get with them, now they know that i have no interest.
omfg... |
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[Oct. 27th, 2005|11:16 pm] |
Take the quiz: "Which Boy Meets World Character are You?"
Shawn
You're Shawn, a tough person. Strong willed. You feel lost sometimes but you find yourself and are really happy with who you are though you may not see it yet. You're quiet and you keep to yourself pretty mysterious and romantic. :-) |
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| the cutest abbe story ever |
[Oct. 26th, 2005|11:58 pm] |
(at disney world when i was little...my cousin jerra and i are online for the alien encounter ride, now the lilo and stitch ride)
jerra(my cousin, 3 years older):one time when i went on this i felt the aliens tentacles on my leg!!!!!
little abbe:oh my gosh! i'm so scared!
*we go on the ride*
after the ride, little abbe runs over to her dad who is in a very crowded line for popcorn
little abbe:dad! dad! it was soooo scary! jerra even said she felt testicles on her legs last time she went on it!
dad(whispering):shh! i think you mean tentacles
little abbe: no! she felt huge testicles all over her legs! |
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| for every girl out there that's hated another girl... |
[Oct. 20th, 2005|11:49 am] |
haha, i downloaded this last night. it makes me laugh so much. it says it's from mean girls. and after you read the lyrics, you'll see why (altho i don't remember when in the movie it is...o well). enjoy, and download it if you can...hahaha, so high school...so estrogen...
hated by nikki cleary
From the first time that I saw you
I thought you crawled out of Us magazine
It's no wonder that it wasn't all you
All the things that I wanna be
Everybody loved you and they treated you
Like you stepped out of a TV show
But if they really got the chance to meet you
They'd finally see how hard you blow
I hate you, I hate you
Cause I see through
To what a fake you are
You disgust me, that's why you must be hated
Like the winner of beauty pageant
You are the one I most admire
But as a poser I can only imagine
Wearing that crown but your head's on fire
You're the real American Idol
You're the poor man's Mandy Moore
You're the E True Hollywood Story
About a two-face strip mall whore
I hate you, I hate you
Cause I see through
To what a fake you are
You disgust me, that's why you must be hated
You got a lot of stuff
Stuff you don't deserve
You got a lot of friends
You got a lot of nerve
Trust me, you must be hated
la la la
la la la
la la-la la
la la la
Trust me, you must be hated
I wish I had your money
I wish I had your ride
I wish I had your boyfriend
I wish you'd choke and die
I hate you, I hate you
Cause I see through
To what a bitch you are
You disgust me, that's why you must be hated
I hate you, I hate you (la la la)
Cause I see through (la la la)
To what a bitch you are (la la la)
You disgust me, that's why you must be hated |
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| *sigh* :~) |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|11:29 am] |
SageXaero (11:05:48 PM): :-*
SageXaero (11:05:57 PM): i love my abbe, o yes i doo
SageXaero (11:06:11 PM): i love my abbe, o yess its true
SageXaero (11:06:22 PM): without my abbe, id be blue :-(
SageXaero (11:06:28 PM): o abbe i love you
SageXaero (11:06:38 PM): thankyou *bows* thankyou |
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| a few quizes...ok a lot of quizes |
[Oct. 9th, 2005|06:58 pm] |
| You're an Expert Kisser | 
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
| Your Kissing Purity Score: 57% Pure | 
For you, kissing isn't a casual thing
Lip to lip action makes your heart sing |
| Reeses Peanut Butter Cups | 
Very popular, one of you is not enough. |
| Your Birthdate: March 24 | 
Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than your may have realized.
You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations.
Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect.
This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities.
Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving. |
| You Are 20% Boyish and 80% Girlish |
Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.
You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.
But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2005|11:57 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | a lot like love soundtrack | ] |
i hate today. i had my early psych 100 class which was ok, but then the stupid vending machine didnt work and i was sooo friggin thirsty. this morning i was so tired i forgot to put a bra on, so that was pleasant. then i had german in which the teacher was going over the hw before he handed it back to us and said "hahaha, but the worst answer i heard was _______" and everyone cracked up, including me. when i got my hw back i saw that was the answer i put, and i left class with tears in my eyes. i failed my psych exam yesterday, so thats nice. and i have a headache and i feel like certain things just arent what i want at all, but i dont know how to change them, or if it's just me that thinks theyre bad. im gonna have to work at mcdonalds my whole life...no psych office with a big leather couch and too much air conditioning and a water cooler. no cozy house with a wooden white picket fence and green lawn. no nothing. i feel like this is it. im drowning. |
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| stolen from jess, bored, and bummed |
[Sep. 27th, 2005|12:09 am] |
L A S T . . .
01. Last Cigarette: never
02. Last Kiss: yesterday morning
03. Last Cry: probably last night
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: oh god i dont know
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theater: broken flowers...blech
06. Last Book Read: honky
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: fuck...ive used it a lot since ive been in college
08. Last Beverage Drank: chocolate milk
09. Last Food Consumed: cheese danish
11. Last TV Show Watched: sex&the city
12. Last Time Showered: last night
13. Last Shoes Worn: green and navy flip flops
14. Last CD played: no cd...song? edwin mccain's "i could not ask for more" *melts*
15. Last Soda Drank: mello yello
16. Last Thing Written: essay for my CAS class
17. Last Words Spoken: huh?
18. Last Annoyance: grr, fucking october 29th
19. Last Time Scolded Someone: idk
20. Last Web Site Visited: livejournal/facebook
21. Last bed you slept in: my dorm bed
B O D Y:
01. Piercings: one in each ear
02. Tattoos: none
03. Height: 5'9and a half!!
04. Shoe size: 10
05. Hair color: Brown
06. Siblings:one sister, 14, madde
L A S T . . .
01. Movie you rented: hercules and beetlejuice
02. Movie you bought: i dont know
03. Song you listened to: lose control, missy elliot
04. Song that was stuck in your head: you and me, lifehouse
05. CD you bought: black eyed peas, monkey business
07. Person you've called: mommy
08. Person that's called you: daddy
10. Person you were thinking of: kyle mcpherson and jessica roth
11. Friend you made: the radiance peeps
DO...
01. You have a crush on someone: nope...i got my crush :~)
02. You wish you could live somewhere else: once in a while
03. You think about suicide: in general yes, not about committing it...more like why do other people
04. You believe in online dating: eh not really
05. Others find you attractive: highly doubtful
06. You want more Piercings: not allowed, so i dont really want them
07. You drink: no
08. You do drugs: no
09. You smoke: no
10. You like cleaning: if im in the right mood
11. You like roller coasters: yes, as long as i didnt just eat nachos
12. You write in cursive or print: both
FOR *OR* AGAINST...
01. Long distance relationships: haha, most definitely for, after a year of it
02. Teenage smoking: against
03. Doing drugs: against
04. Driving drunk: against
05. Soap operas: ?? idk
E V E R . . .
01. Ever cried over a male? *sigh* many a time
02. Ever lied to someone: yes
03. Ever been in a fistfight: yes...not a scary real one tho
04. Ever been arrested: no
W H A T...
01. Shampoo do you use: garnier fructis
02. Shoes do you wear: none, or flip flops, or sneakers
03. Are you scared of: diasappointing myself and others, needles, blood, stairs, certain movies, knock hockey, balloons, being alone
N U M B E R . . .
01. Of times you have been in love? once
03. Of hearts you have broken? i hope none
04. Of drugs taken illegally? 8...hahaha, im kidding, none
05. Of people you consider your enemies? eh, maybe one or two...they dont know it tho ;~)
06. Of scars on your body? 2ish
07. Of things in your past that you regret? a couple little things here and there like wanting to go to 2 parties on october twenty fucking ninth! |
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[Sep. 4th, 2005|12:08 pm] |
Twenty-Five Questions You'd Never Think to Ask
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
--> my face or tush
2. How much cash do you have on you?
--> enough, so dont rob me
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
--> i almost said teste, but let's go with quest
4. Favorite plant?
--> my peace plant on my window sill...his name is herman
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
---> madde's cell
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
--> islands
7. What shirt are you wearing?
--> gray spaghetti strap tank top...just woke up
8. Do you "label" yourself?
--> not so much
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
--> hmm, all i know is theyre from bed bath&beyond (flip flops)
10. Bright or Dark Room?
--> bright
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
--> shes my kindred lesbian angel
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
--> haha yes...when my cousin got a tatoo :~(
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
--> hanging out at the cafe downstairs with my peeps
14. What did your last text message you recieved on your cell phone say?
--> "how r u babe! call me whenever you get a chance! love you!<3" from jen
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
--> never
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
--> cool beans, cool, aw, sweet
17. Who told you they loved you last?
--> kyle
18. Last furry thing you touched?
--> stuffed animals in my bed
19. How many hours a week do you work?
-->nada...i have to get my study on
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
--> none at the moment
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
--> 18
22. Your worst enemy?
--> haha, everyone knows this by now...i'll give you a hint...my name
23. What is your current desk top picture?
--> the sunset in florida
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
--> "who's guitar is that?"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
-->the money...i've learned from all of my regrets |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2005|03:00 pm] |
college is awesome
thanks to madde, i finally found these lyrics to this god forsaken song ive been searching for forever
jefferson starship/the starting line nothing's gonna stop us now
Looking in your eyes, I see a paradise.
This world that I found is too good to be true.
Standing here beside you,
I want so much to give you
This love in my heart that I'm feeling for you.
Let them say we're crazy.
I don't care about that.
Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back.
Let the world around us just fall apart.
Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart.
And we can build this thing together,
Stand in stone forever,
Nothing's gonna stop us now.
And if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have eachother.
Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us now.
I'm so glad I found you, I'm not gonna lose you,
Whatever it takes to stay here with you.
Take it to the good times,
See it through the bad times.
Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do.
Let them say we're crazy.
What do they know?
Put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go.
Let the world around us just fall apart.
Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart.
Oh, all that I need is you.
All that I ever need.
All that I want to do is hold you forever, forever and ever. |
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| just a little insecurity |
[Aug. 21st, 2005|01:55 pm] |
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does anyone feel slightly less gung ho about the whole college thing than they did on june 23rd?
i'm still very, very, VERY excited about it, but i kinda wish i had a little bit more time. i feel all aihfoedufheuosh and rushed and scared. i haven't been forced to make friends since kindergarten, and i'm afraid i won't be able to
and i can't find my most favoritest teddy bear i've had since i was three to bring with me...and that's gonna be a huge problem
i need a hug |
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[Jul. 16th, 2005|09:20 pm] |
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| | anna nalick-breathe (2am) | ] |
it's been a while since i last updated...things have been ok though :~)
so far this summer there has been a little bit of babysitting, a lot of friend/family time, and good amount of sun and shopping...so i'm very content. we went to stone harbor with my dad for a week with the "new family" so that was kinda nice. and then next saturday i'm leaving with my mom for a month, which is scary, cause when i get back i'll have like 3 days before i leave for school! i'm really excited though. i made my bed, bath, & beyond trip, so i just have a couple things left that i need to buy. my bedding is purple with some green, blue, and pink, and all my other stuff falls in the same color scheme. i'm freaking out a bit cause i can't find my teddy bear, frizzy, that i've had since FOREVER, and i can't go to college without her!
hmmm...what else, what else...my aunt got a letter from the usmc saying not to send anymore stuff cause goobie's coming home in a few weeks! i think it'll be after i leave, but he promised to come visit ;~)
today i bought 2 canvases, blue, red, green, yellow, black, white, silver, and gold paints, brushes, a 120 box of crayolas (with a surprise inside!) and a candyland coloring book to keep me busy. i know i'm not much of an artist, but coloring i find very relaxing, and i've just been in a painting mood lately. i don't know why.
and i need to watch the notebook soon. or titanic. just something romantic that will make me cry. sometimes you need that.
and i picked the classes i'd like to take (we register at orientation). my ideal schedule would be medical controversies, psych. here&now, psych. 101, intermediate german, and psych. of development. mmmm, psych-y.
ahh it's crazy...other people go to college, not me. my older cousins go to college. kyle and his friends go to college. my parents went to college. your mom goes to college (sorry, couldn't help it). i DO NOT go to college...especially without frizzy :~\
yea, i think that's all for now.
hugs&kisses
( this is pretty sad ) |
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| 2 scared 2 sleep |
[Jun. 19th, 2005|12:07 pm] |
so this was our first weekend at my dad and step mom's new house. the house is amazing and gorgeous, but it's really old (1872) and soooo f-ing scary. there's a barn in the back that is JUST like the one from the ring. and there's a secret room above the hallway outside my step brother's room that might've been used for a mentally challenged child back in the day when they kept them separate. so madde and me have our rooms on the top floor, which isn't as scary as the other levels, but still creepy. and i could not sleep for the life of me. my tummy was doing somersaults, my body kept twitching, and i think i got about 1-2 hours of sleep total, although i had no concept of time whatsoever. so, yea. that sucked a lot. cause although i might not have to sleep here that often, i still have to. and i don't want that to mean sleeplessness every time :~(
4 days left, lovies
( boooooooored ) |
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| it's been a while |
[Jun. 14th, 2005|02:48 pm] |
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| [ | Current Music |
| | rihana-pon de replay | ] |
so yea, i definitely haven't been making use of my lj lately. o well. so what's new with me?
i don't know, but i'll tell you one thing...i think i might be a teensie bit sad about graduating! shh! don't tell! i'm really going to miss the teachers and the routine and comfort a lot. the people? some of them, not all.
i'm getting sooo excited for summer and college though. it should all be great.
i felt like i had sooo much to say when i was sitting down to update this, but i don't really i guess...
oh, but 5 things first...
1) i love my life
2) i love my friends (haha-quality over quantity)
3) i love my family and how i laugh when they curse
4) i love kyle and giving him big hugs
5) and i HATE ovaries
the end
:~)
( some recent pics ) |
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